I took the liberty of uploading a few of the photos from the brochure, and I included the narrative that first came to mind as I saw these strange advertisements. I did not edit anything into or out of the photos. I did not crop any of the photos. Someone, somewhere, actually thought that these photos were a good idea and a great way to sell clothes.
Decide for yourself.
Once upon a time, there were two frumpy child-women,
who liked to time travel,