I took the liberty of uploading a few of the photos from the brochure, and I included the narrative that first came to mind as I saw these strange advertisements. I did not edit anything into or out of the photos. I did not crop any of the photos. Someone, somewhere, actually thought that these photos were a good idea and a great way to sell clothes.
Decide for yourself.
Once upon a time, there were two frumpy child-women,
who liked to time travel,
and kept their lesbian relationship a closely guarded secret.
One day, an unfortunate man discovered their secret.
They decided to take action...
First they camouflaged themselves and stalked their prey,
then they tried staring him to death with mindspells.
That didn't work, so they became more resourceful.
Finally, they found a solution...
They lived creepily ever after.
Hollywood, call me!